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20 Funny Father’s Day Quotes

01. Being a dad isn’t just about eating a huge bag of gummy bears as your wife gives birth. It means being comfortable with the word ‘hero.’
Ryan Reynolds

02. Buying your kid a goldfish is a great way to teach them about responsibility for 24 to 36 hours.
Conan O’Brien

03. How come my three year old son knows every species and genus of dinosaur and I can’t even remember my home phone number?
Tay Diggs

04. I rescind my early statement, ‘I could never fall in love with a girl who regularly poops her pants.’ (I hadn’t met my daughter yet).
Dax Shepard

05. The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.
Tim Russert

06. By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
Charles Wadsworth

07. When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant, I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years.”
Mark Twain

08. You can tell what was the best year of your father’s life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.
Jerry Seinfeld

09. I gave my father $100 and said, ‘Buy yourself something that will make your life easier.’ So he went out and bought a present for my mother.
Rita Rudner

10. Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.
Jon Stewart

11. There should be a children’s song: ‘If you’re happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep.
Jim Gaffigan

12. It is so embarrassing how I went from a person who did not care about anyone’s children. Then you have them, and you brag about the same stuff that you never cared about. And you tell people, ‘he’s got four teeth,’ like they care.
Seth Meyers

13. On our 6 am walk, my daughter asked where the moon goes each morning. I let her know it’s in heaven, visiting daddy’s freedom.
Ryan Reynolds

14. Having children is like living in a frat house: nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.
Ray Romano

15. My daughter got me a ‘World’s Best Dad’ mug. So we know she’s sarcastic.
Bob Odenkirk

16. A father carries pictures where his money used to be.
Steve Martin

17. Good parenting means investing in your child’s future, which is why I am saving to buy mine a hoverboard someday.
Lin-Manuel Miranda

18. Getting a burp out of your little thing when she needs it is probably the greatest satisfaction I’ve come across at this point in my life. It is truly one of life’s most satisfying moments.
Brad Pitt

19. The only way I can describe [fatherhood] — it sounds stupid, but — at the end of ‘How the Grinch Stole Christmas,’ you know how his heart grows like five times? Everything is full; it’s just full all the time.
Matt Damon

20. When you’re young, you think your dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he’s just a regular guy who wears a cape
Dave Attell

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